Back when I was a kid shoes with velcro closures suddenly became popular. I was so jealous of the other kids that got them. It made such a cool sound and they could change their shoes for gym class so quickly! I had to wait for my current shoes to wear out or to be outgrown. I couldn’t just “accidentally” break one of the laces either. Turn out, those are replaceable.
Today’s Maximumble is ready for testing.