The very first time I had jalapeños was at the first Cubs game my dad brought me to as a kid. He sent me down to the vending area to get nachos and sodas for us. I guess the person behind the counter probably asked if I wanted hot peppers but I didn’t know what they were talking about so I just said yes to everything. I had eaten nachos many times before but never with these… what are they… pickles? I asked my dad what they were and he said they were good, try them. So I scooped one up on the corner of a chip and popped it in my mouth. I yelled loudly in pain as I spit it out and that was the highlight of the whole trip for my dad.
Today’s Maximumble is lost.