Sometimes when I’m trying to fall asleep at night I think about what it would be like if I could turn invisible. I imagine it would be some sort of biological ability that would prevent my clothing or glasses from disappearing. What about cavities that have been filled? What about food I just ate? I guess I could accept that if the object were surrounded by my flesh in some way then it would also be invisible. So I could even hold small objects in my hand to hide them from view. I could probably get away with wearing contacts. They are nearly invisible already and it would be pretty hard to notice a pair of them floating around outside.

Today’s Maximumble is ready for breakfast.