It’s so embarrassing when you spill a drink at a restaurant. I’m not sure what is worse, when it’s a bare table and the drink goes all over the floor and someone’s lap or when it goes all over the fancy table cloth. One involves a mop, the other involves dismantling your entire dinner setting to replace the table cloth and then set it all up again. I guess the worst was when a waiter fumbled a tray of drinks and dumped them down my wife’s back at our anniversary dinner. I think we got free desert that night.

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