I never had any problems with people taking my food from work. I guess I rarely had anything worth taking that was out of sight for very long. My other coworkers would frequently have problems with things like a six-pack of Diet Coke they left in the refrigerator or the unopened bag of Doritos sitting on their desk overnight. I once left a Snickers at work for a few days but made sure to bury it in the bottom drawer behind a bunch of junk. I checked to see that it was still there every morning before finally eating it as an emergency lunch.

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