It cracks me up when banks ask me “security” questions like “What High School did you go to?” or “How many fingers do you have on your left hand?” These really aren’t very secure questions. They should ask things that are harder to research or observe like “What did you have for lunch on the first day of school in 5th grade?” or “Why do I have to ask you 3 times to clean up your room?”

Today’s Maximumble pays the bills.