I still have dreams about forgetting to do an important assignment in school. Or didn’t study for the big test. Or just completely forgot to go to school for months and I can’t remember what any of my classes are. Or I have forgotten where the school is and I drive around for hours looking for it. Or I have forgotten how my muscles function and I flop around on my bedroom floor. Or the cells in my body have forgotten how to stick together properly and dissipate into the air but nobody notices because I haven’t gone to school in so long they have forgotten what I look like.

Today’s Maximumble wants the facts.