I wonder when the wedgie was invented. Did school kids always wear clothing that permitted that? Did the pilgrims bring the wedgie over on the Mayflower or has it been independently invented in many cultures? Was the Medieval wedgie more or less painful? The legend of King Arthur and the Knights of the Atomic Wedgie.

“Who so Pulleth Out The Underpants of this Stone and Anvil, is Rightwise King Born of England.”

Today’s Maximumble is burning for you.