I took a driver’s education class as a part of high school. It was taught by my gym teacher. I guess there aren’t enough students per semester to warrant a full time position. The most disturbing part of the class was the discussion about encountering small animals in the road. Our explicit instructions were to just keep driving as if they weren’t there. Maybe you’ll hit them, maybe you won’t. It must be nerve wracking for the instructor thinking the car is about to go into the ditch every time a squirrel darts across the road.

Today’s Maximumble wants some flavor.