When I was a kid there were 3 basic popsicles, the standard or “bullet”, the twin and the bomb. The twin was the most frustrating because I enjoyed popsicles from an age where I was too young to break them in half easily by myself. I had to climb up on a chair, place the popsicle against the edge of the counter and then lean my entire body weight onto it until it snapped. Why did they make these? Did the inventor enjoy frustrating children?

Today’s Maximumble has the need for speed.