It can be embarrassing the first time you go out for lunch with your coworkers. Everyone is eating their hamburgers or chicken nuggets and you have your chocolate and peanut and caramel bar. They look at you like some sort of monster! Then you calmly explain that the religion you just made up only allows the consumption of candy bar based foods during daylight hours. Problem solved. Everyone back to lunch. Stop looking at me like that.

Today’s Maximumble is overheard.