I was at the bottom of the totem pole for the first few jobs I had so at some point I would be tasked with cleaning all the windows in the building. This involved me, a ladder, a squirt bottle, a roll of paper towels and a few hours. I was quite shocked when I first saw a professional window cleaner come by. His buckets and squeegees would fly through the same amount of windows in minutes instead of hours. All I could do was narrow my eyes and frown at my past employers.

Today’s Maximumble is comforting.