I hate that I enjoy blue frozen popsicles and ice pops. Every once in a while on a muggy warm day I will have to use a public restroom. I’ll walk up to the urinal and look down. As my gaze falls down upon the blue air freshener in the bottom of the urinal I’ll have a moment of distraction where I’m reminded of a tasty frozen treat that I had recently. Then my brain snaps back to the present and I realize what I’m actually looking at. The screams are very distracting to the other people in the restroom.

Today’s Maximumble is patient.