#1278 – Flushed
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I hate that I enjoy blue frozen popsicles and ice pops. Every once in a while on a muggy warm day I will have to use a public restroom. I’ll walk up to the urinal and look down. As my gaze falls down upon the blue air freshener in the bottom of the urinal I’ll have a moment of distraction where I’m reminded of a tasty frozen treat that I had recently. Then my brain snaps back to the present and I realize what I’m actually looking at. The screams are very distracting to the other people in the restroom.
Today’s Maximumble is patient.
Tags: blue ice, neptune, rocket
Wow, and I am usually disturbed by blue toilet water. Why? Because I lie awake at night wondering what kind of dyes keep it so blue.
@ radical edward the blue stuff is to keep the smelly concoction less smelly
And yet there’s a sign that reads: Don’t eat the urinal cakes.
@ The Dukenator: That’s because it’s expensive to keep replacing them.
Which reminds me, when I was in the Air Force on Lackland AFB there were signs posted everywhere that read: Do Not Play With The Bat Guano. Seriously, they needed to post signs?
“Do not look into laser with remaining eye.”
Lawyers breed those signs… That, and idiots.
Or to be more specific, idiots with lawyers.
Urinal cakes here aren’t blue, but pink.
On a coffee cup: “Caution. Contents may be hot.”
Duh.
I think the most interesting warning i’ve read was on a coffee pot.
It said “Do not use on people”
Still scratching my head over that one..
The most interesting warning I’ve seen is on milk. It said “May Contain Milk.” May.
I still like the one on the bottom of the a la carte cheesecakes “Do Not Turn Over”
When I was 14 years old I got to pick out presents from a certain shop specifying on chocolate. One of the things I picked was a huge heart-shaped (although I don’t like hearts, that was the only piece that was both large and affordable) chunk of milk chocolate with a mixture of whole nuts. Cashews, pistachios, hazelnuts, walnuts and I think almonds too. On the label it said “may contain traces of nuts”.
You would have thought this would be the gag for Uranus…