I liked playing on the soccer team when I was a kid but it was back when I was so young I didn’t really understand the game. It was mostly just a crowd of 10 kids at a time furiously kicking the ball back and forth in a tight circle that would slowly meander around the field. Occasionally the ball would break free and there would be a mad scramble as another subset of kids formed the new kick storm. About every third game someone would score a goal.

Today’s Maximumble is restrained.