Whenever I had to mow the lawn as a kid I would dream about the day in the future where I wouldn’t have to do it anymore. Maybe we would plant an orchard of apple trees. Maybe I could talk my parents into a beautiful rock garden. Maybe we could get an inground pool the exact size and shape of our yard. Sadly, nothing. Just grass that keeps growing back every single year.

Today’s Maximumble is in the back seat.