When I was a kid most of our vacations involved driving. There were many weird little tourist trap things we saw along the way. I think my favorites were stores that had giant fiberglass sculptures out front to attract attention. I remember cows, lumberjacks and dinosaurs. Too bad we don’t get that kind of stuff in the land of suburban strip malls. We used to have the car kabob but unfortunately that got torn down a few years ago to build a Walgreens.

Today’s Maximumble gets back to work.