One day at work I had finished my lunch and still had 30 minutes to kill. I wanted someplace quiet to just chill out for awhile. It was too cold to go outside and the cafeteria was noisy and crowded. It actually seemed like a good idea to just go sit in one of the stalls in the bathroom. It wasn’t until I opened the door to the stall that I remembered the toilets in there didn’t have lids. So I went back to my desk worked like some kind of chump.