It can be disappointing when you travel somewhere for the first time and realize that all the photos you had seen of the place were very carefully chosen and composed. Yes, there is a beach in front of this hotel. A beach that is exactly the width of the two people shown sunbathing on it in the brochure. Yes this fantastic view of the sunrise was taken from our hotel balcony, clearly by some sort of contortionist that can lean out past these enormous rain gutters.

Today’s Maximumble will always remember.