I guess it’s a good thing that I don’t own a printer that runs on human blood. I would probably run out of blood before I got my garage sale flyers to print correctly. I guess I don’t use the printer often enough. I have to spend a half hour calibrating and cleaning every time I want to print a single page. I think it would be faster if I made everything like a ransom note and cut the letters out of the junk mail I get every day.

Today’s Maximumble is enormous.