I can vaguely remember my first dog. He died when I was just a kid. I was young enough that I don’t remember exactly how young I was but I was old enough that I was allowed to take him out on a walk by myself once. Just once. He was a small dog but he was still strong enough to get away from me. Eventually he got bored or hungry and came back home by himself.

Today’s Maximumble is a good tipper.