Somehow my skills at tossing a little foam basketball through a hoop clipped to the top of my bedroom door didn’t translate to the real thing. It turns out real basketballs are much larger and heavier. My masterful technique of pinching the ball with my index finger and thumb and then flipping it across the room was useless. It’s like I had to learn a whole new game from scratch!

Today’s Maximumble is having a romantic dinner.