My older brother had a habit of hiding his money in his sock for fear of being mugged some night while leaving a bar. Then one night while leaving a bar he was mugged. He gave the man his empty wallet. Annoyed that he didn’t get any money he asked for my brother’s shoes and then ordered him to walk down to end of the alley. Fortunately the mugger immediately ran off before noticing the *ching* *ching* sound of the coins bouncing around in my brother’s sock.

Today’s Maximumble is ready for breakfast.