I’m usually the most satisfied with my meals at buffet type restaurants. That’s the best way for me to get the proportions the way my body wants them to be. Too often I’ll be served a cut of meat the size of my head garnished with a tablespoon of potatoes and a single broccoli floret. Maybe in the future the menu will be a touch screen device that will have images of the food and little sliders to adjust the portions to your needs.

Today’s Maximumble is going to be late to work.