#1193 – Tingle

New! VigorBrush™ toothpaste! It has the power to get your synapses firing and your eyes bulging just when you need it most! Start the day right with VigorBrust™ might! Available now at all finer chemists and dispensaries in Shocking Pink and Electric Blue!

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22 thoughts on “#1193 – Tingle”

  1. Ray A. says:

    If someone hasn’t invented caffeinated toothpaste, they really should.

  2. Gwid says:

    I’ve always found it ironic when an item is advertised to be “in all good _____ stores!”…
    It’s kind of store-ist, don’t ya think?

    Biff should have been electrocuted by now. Also, toothpaste isn’t – actually, no. I’m not going to correct the laws of physics in this.

    ~Gwid

  3. Heinrich says:

    and then god made toothpaste. and it was good. 🙂

  4. Rhiakath says:

    Oh
    My
    F***ing
    God!

    Really, where do you get your ideas?
    Where did you land your spaceship???? Where are you from? I’m from Saturn, really…

    you’re a genius!
    🙂

  5. Tsaliss says:

    @ Ray A. Have not seen toothpaste but Think Geek sells caffeinated soap, Body wash, breath spray, lip stick and more. Also great comic.

  6. Psychlycan says:

    And to think, I came up with the idea to have a small disk a little weaker than a tazer to help people wake up. It would have cut caffeine addictions and helped out people like me who are unaffected by large doses of caffeine. But put it in a toothpaste would be awesome, especially if you made it taste so that you can drink orange juice later. Crap, I’m starting to ramble here.

  7. Led says:

    Well THIS gives a new meaning to “electric toothbrush”…

  8. RS says:

    Must be the brand Paula Deen uses. Her teeth are radioactive-bright enough to cause a blind man to blink.

  9. tekaramity says:

    Seems this would also be useful in lieu of after-dinner mints. =S

  10. i.half4 says:

    Oh, aaaaaaaah! *Very* moodily lit.

  11. Arhazade says:

    Electric toothpaste! I’m needing me some of that! Not a morning person, not at all.

  12. if i could have a bucket of that i could win a bathroom war and yes i have done those in the past

  13. MaskMan says:

    Ow.
    Just… “Ow.”

  14. Junior Crowley says:

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  15. dartigen says:

    Now that’s an idea!
    I liked ThinkGeek’s caffeinated lipstick, because it is possible for it to eventually absorb. The body wash and soap probably wouldn’t be on for long enough for the caffeine to absorb, but I hear that stuff is good for your skin (well, it’s in some roll-on thing my mum puts on her under-eye bags to make them go away).

  16. blank says:

    Huh, is Biff testing a new flavor? His doesn’t appear to be Shocking Pink or Electric Blue.

  17. Dat Guy says:

    Made with lightning!
    REAL LIGHTNING!!

  18. Radical Edward says:

    Caffeine can be dangerous. Not everything is good with caffeine. Take a look at Four Loko. The only suitable job for it is an alternative to regular gasoline.

  19. Azooi says:

    There actually is a toothbrush that uses electrons instead of toothpaste: http://www.physorg.com/news201497680.html
    But I doubt it is enough to give that kick to wake you up in the morning.

  20. Toxic12 says:

    screw electric toothbrushes, I USE ELECTRIC TOOTHPASTE!

  21. extremist343 says:

    I want electric toothpaste now.

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