I wonder if in the future instead of food additives that “preserve freshness” or “protect color” we’ll have hot dogs that “reduce plaque” or potato chips that “freshen breath.”
Makes you wish they made edible toothpaste that came in ketchup and mustard flavors, BBQ flavor too. Next comment down the list I’ll bet will be people telling Chris to patent that.
For Chris to patent that, he would actually have to invent working toothpaste that comes in those flavors. (You patent an actual creation, not an idea for a creation.)
That comic seems a bit gross, even for Biff. I can’t believe I’m on so late/early that I’m in the first few comments. I need sleep O_O
actually you don’t need a working prototype anymore, all you need to do is patent the idea, there are things called patent trolls now, that will patent about a hundred idea’s regarding something and if you want to make something thats even remotely close to what they have patented they will bring you to court unless you pay them money, if you want i can bring up a few articles that have poped up on /.
Guh…. the image makes me shudder. Toothpaste and orange juice, Chris, you can be cruel sometimes.
when I was a kid I read an article about putting fluoride in chocolate and gumballs. I imagine this is not far off.
i think that we are working on edible toothpaste that is orange flavored
One word: Eeeewwwwwwwww.
This isn’t far off. We’ve already got breath-freshening gum, and they already make treats for dogs that are supposed to clean teeth and freshen breath. How long before they make that stuff for humans?
I like to think the tablet he’s reading is an actual carved piece of stone.
Common toothpaste will probably give you a stomachache at that quantity, if not more serious toxic effects, but I’m sure whatever Biff has is harmless and even tasty.
I would never brush my teeth before eating and drinking, even though it means an extra trip up and down the stairs.
I’m not a fan of orange juice (*someone I know found a live maggot in a carton of the stuff*), but mint and hot tea do NOT mix, and WILL, infact, make you want to puke.
Oh lord. He’s drinking it with orange juice. UGH, ew.
I’m hoping we have healthy foods that taste like candy, how hard could it be? Either modify the food or modify the taste buds.
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