Amongst the presents I got as a kid would be “the one” that I kept asking for over and over and would always get. One year I asked for a radio controlled tank that shoots suction cup darts. I saw it demonstrated at a store with my mom and thought it was the best thing ever. I even asked Santa for it on some local public access TV show. I imagined all sorts of cool things I was going to do with it which always involved constructing some sort of tower of Legos and knocking it down with a dart while still sitting on the couch! I didn’t get it. I don’t remember what I must have gotten instead. I can only remember that little tank shaped hole in my heart. What gift did you ask for that Santa never delivered?

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