I was always excited to be the first person awake in the morning during Christmas time. This meant I got to turn the lights on for the tree. This was fine with my parents because the outlet was way back in the corner behind the tree. I had to pull some presents out of the way and slither along the floor under the branches to reach it. I had to be very careful because any careless bumping of the branches would send a cascade of decorations down to the floor.

Also, Biff is now available in ebook format!

Amazon Kindle
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If you live in another country just do a search for “The Book of Biff” in your ebook store of choice to check it out!