Although “seedless” seems to be the more common now, when I was a kid watermelons were jam packed with slippery black seeds. My older brother would always tease me that if I accidentally swallowed a seed a watermelon would grow inside me. I wonder if this kind of older sibling story exists in other parts of the world. I imagine there must be one involving bugs instead of plants.

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