#1166 – Tabbed
Posted on November 30, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
If you work at a desk all day where people only approach you from the front, do you really need the backs of your clothing? Seems like a waste. This saves money, time and laundry. I don’t understand why this hasn’t happened yet since there are clearly no downsides.
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If this were acceptable as daily clothing, I shudder to think what Casual Friday would entail.
The Duck Has Spoken.
TOYS!!!! I’d quote a favorite line, but it would be a real spoiler.
“I’m not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.”
– Kentucky Fried Movie
“since there are clearly no downsides.”
I’m surprised – I expected a pun along the lines of “clearly no backsides”.
@Gwid: Clearly he spied a downside to backside asides.
So is Biff raising a glass to Cyber Monday and wishing for a sister for Christmas this year?
People dress the way they do at work to please co-workers and the boss(es) and to fit in socially, not always to merely address visiting customers. Additionally, not only is there a widespread disregard for seeing undergarments and full-on nudity in public, but a widespread association between expensive clothes and business acumen. So if you skimp on clothing, you do not seem efficient, but cheap, not savvy, but lazy.
I’m glad they haven’t developed that for boxers.
Today only, all clothing half off!
Dang – Gwid and Wizard beat me to the good ones. 😛
@Micah;
The boxers, he’s only wearing the back half. 😮
It’d be hard to accidentally put them on the wrong way – they wouldn’t stick…
…then again, it’d be hard to explain your clothes falling off in the middle of the day.
As soon as teleporters are invented, i will create a cup that you stick money into and it fills up with coffee for you.
Push money in – Is teleported to shop – they process order (*diff. cup diff. drink*) – they teleport drink into cup.
In the words (*word?*) of Alexander – SIMPLES!
A Dutch comedian by the name of Bert Visscher did this for real.
After the break in his stand-up show, he came out in front of the stage curtain in full ice-hockey regalia to tell people about the crazy rough ice-hockey game they were playing backstage, and how the break would last a bit longer because they wanted to finish the game.
When he turned around to go backstage again, it turned out he was, in fact, wearing only half a costume, as in this comic. Unfortunately, unlike Biff, he did not wear underwear with it.
Half off? With sexy results!
What about when you have to get up and walk down the hall to go to the restroom?
I dunno about this, it would get mighty cold in winter.
I’d get cold in my excessively over-air conditioned cube.
The only downside to this is, as usual…peripheral vision. Blast!
Biff Holding Something Unrelated to The Gag Week?
Actually, there is a piece of clothing that operates on *exactly* that principle: the Dickey.
Sorry, here’s the correct link: http://www.ireference.ca/search/Dickey%20%28garment%29/
This could be handy when weather is hot…
This hasn’t happened yet because hairy backs are unappealing.
Just use body paint. It’s cheaper.