I worked at a few places where I would be the first one to arrive in the morning and had to be the one that disabled the alarm right after opening the door. It was really nerve wracking the first few times I did it. I would open the door and be greeted by a rather loud “eeeeeeee BEEP eeeeeeee BEEP eeeeeeee BEEP eeeeeeee BEEP eeeeeeee BEEP” which just added to the pressure to get that code punched in as quickly as possible. I wonder if there is an alarm out there that plays the Jeopardy theme song as the little countdown to alerting the authorities.

Also, I’ll be at NEWW2 this weekend! I will stand motionless if you point a camera at me.