Back in college I would send packages out to friends every so often and I made a point of using weird boxes. Grocery stores and office supply stores had plenty available. It was much more interesting to send something in a box from a big calculator or a bunch of diapers rather than plain brown cardboard. My favorite is when I mailed a casette tape suspended in solid wax inside a frozen soup box.

The Book of Biff #5 is big! At 142 pages it is 29% larger than the previous books but costs 0% more! It’s practically bursting with eyebrows! Check it out in the store! This sentence also ends with an exclamation point!