I was driving home from the grocery store when we turned the corner and faced into the sunlight. I flipped down the visor as I squinted and something fell into my lap. Something silent. Something that fell far too slowly. Luckily my sense of self preservation understood that unbuckling my seatbelt and leaping out of the vehicle was not the best course of action and I should instead describe the situation to my co-pilot. “Uhh sweetie?” I said to my wife. “Can you please find the spider that just landed in my lap?”