#1064 – Hammered
Posted on July 9, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Whenever I hurt my back or leg or foot it takes forever to heal. Not because I have anti-healing powers but because just as the pain starts to go away I forget about it and mess it up all over again. “Oh that’s right… I twisted my ankle last week… I probably shouldn’t have jumped off the balcony just now… owwwwwwwwwwwww.”
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It’s Hammer Time!
I thought Agent Coulson found Thor’s hammer at the end of Iron Man 2. Now it turns out BIFF found it and Coulson stole his thunder (no pun intended)?!?
I knew there was something about Coulson I didn’t like.
That hammer had better not be on Biff’s foot.
By the way, I thought I should mention; this may be my first time commenting, but I’ve read all of Biff.
~Gwid <3
Ahhh, I do the same thing. My ankle was broken after being struck by a hit and run minivan, but I was sure I didn’t need crutches anymore after only three weeks. Plus how would I carry my cup AND operate crutches, right? Oops.
Ouch, the comic reminds me of the time I hurt my thigh badly while working. The doctor said it was a knot of muscle the size of a baseball. For those of you who don’t know what this means, it means that there was an area of my thigh muscle where it is always contracted. I couldn’t do anything for about a week without extreme pain, and even after 3 weeks, kneeling and squatting hurt badly.
Biff found Mjolnir evidently. Ah well… I guess it’s a good thing that he won’t able to make thunderclaps that can level mountains. With Biffs clumsiness, he likely would implode the earth.
So he’s not Thor. But if he were Daffy Duck, then he could thay hith shouldrerth were thore.
i hate knots in my back my sister hit me just because i sided with my older sister plus my ankle is tweaked it doesn’t hurt unless i run or do yoga but it still bother’s me a lot and i ponder if biff will ever be smart again
it’s just a fleshwound lol
Is not! Yer bleedin’ arms are off!
Biff must have a heck-of-a-high medical bill… or REALLY GOOD health insurance…
Sure, Biff has the best kind of insurance. By Monday, he’ll completely forget this ever happened.
Playing with the perspective a littleā I see. Always good to explore.
If Biff had suceeded, He’d have been in The Avengers instead of Thor.