Watching some adults use a giant wood chipper was pretty mesmerizing as a kid. We would form a little crowd around a hundred feet away to “ooh” and “ahh” at it. The people using it would usually get into a rhythm of toss… bzzzzzt! toss… bzzzzzt! toss… bzzzzzt! with a sporadic thicker branch that would get ground up much more slowly with a louder lower pitched grrrrrrrrawwwwwwwwzzzzzziiip! Punctuated by a round of applause!

Biff’s 4th birthday is tomorrow! To celebrate, there is a crazy book sale in the store right now!