#982 – Gutter
Posted on March 17, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
In the midst of a bowling tournament you really gotta eat your waffles without syrup. Not only are you in danger of your hand staying attached to the ball, you will agitate the wasps that are kept in the hand dryer. Normally they are content to supply a constant flow of air from their many thousands of buzzing wings. The aroma from the syrup is a reminder of their former life living inside the vast Canadian forests. They will burst forth from their man-made prison, cutting down anyone in their path until they reach an insurmountable obstacle like a window.
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return of the detachable bodyparts>.>
Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have your imagination.
Oh god the wasps thing is terrifying. I never want to use one of those things ever again.
@SharkJumper – We can’t all be allowed to sleep at night.
lol chris i know what you mean.
… that, Chris, was epic. I bow to you.
Whoaaaah! Turn those nightmares into polo ponies. …Now I’m thinking of merry-go-rounds. But I guess that’s not sports-realated.
“Drop all your troubles by the riverside
catch a painted pony on the spinnin’ wheel ride…”
Speaking as someone that has spheksophobia and apiphobia, and also enjoys bowling, I can honestly say I REALLY didn’t need to read that!! 😛
Looks like The Biffster could use a hand…
(Well, *someone* had to say it!)
@reynard61, biff can just reattach the one he had before. it’s a pretty handy trick. 🙂
D: I diont know what scares me more the comic or the description today.
@Kitsune Dzelda – I’m a double threat, bringer of humor and nightmares.
Which is why we continue to read your comics. Funny story, that almost happened to me once. Except it was. And a dare. And I won.
I hope my earlier comment wasn’t confused. I wouldn’t want weird things to stop happening to Biff. The Book would rapidly lose it’s appeal that way, like Wyle E. Coyote and Elmer Fudd both giving up the chase. I was just a little concerned about Biff World creeping it’s way into the Chris comments. But I can deal with it. Carry on.
I love the comic description. Very creative and …descriptive. ;p Also, I love the graphic you did in the background. Really cool! It’s like fantasy bowling. Whee!
I can only wonder at what this has done to Biff’s handicap… 😛
Just as well he wasn’t playing football.
I’ll never think of electric hand-driers the same way again
I hate wasps, mainly because one got into my room last summer. Those things scared the crap outta me.
I never was one for bowling, even though I’m really good at it.
Well, I gotta hand it to you Chris, this one is awesome.
(Sorry.)
@Chris – I Do have an imagination like this but my friends consider it a nuisance. I’m always coming up and saying things off the wall and just plain weird.
I’ll never be able to look at a hand dryer the same way again now. A curse upon sphexsophobia.
I hate wasps, but that was for a slightly different reason. When I was 8 (or 9, or 10, I really can’t remember) I poked an old bookcase in my grandmother’s shed with an awl, and something like a humdred (sorry) wasps came out of their nest, which was concealed by some bubble-wrap. I curled up in a ball, too scared to move. That was a really nasty experience…
I’m always afraid that a bowling ball will claim my thumb for it’s own one day.
This is why I play five-pin…
…uh…
his hand… remind me of a nintendo stylus.
simply because the ones i have, the end fall off and then the stick looks like biffs arm.
i’d show you, but i am not psychic and do not have a (*working*) camera (*yet*)