Sometimes ice cubes like to play tricks on kids. On a blazing hot summer day I would come in from my daily tree climbing expedition to get myself a giant glass of ice water. Throw a pile of ice cubes into the glass and then fill it to the top with thirst quenching goodness. Secretly, the ice cubes have fused together and cling to the bottom of the glass waiting to strike. Halfway through my first swallow the ice berg releases to simultaneously stab my nose with a sharp cube corner and spill water down the front of my shirt.

Also, come see me at the Emerald City ComiCon this weekend!