#906 – Haze
Posted on December 1, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
It’s weird going through that phase of the flu where you sleep off and on for most of the day. I remember one time where I was sleeping in front of the TV and kept getting woken up by the same annoying commercial featuring some guy yelling about his book about free government money. He worked his way into all my dreams and nightmares for a week. I still hate that guy.
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Man, I’d love to have a be that large. It’d have to be firm and cold, because that’s the only way I can sleep at night.
…the ultimate bed.
@Chris
I’m Matthew Lesko, here to tell you how you could be earning up to thousands of dollars for free by using these government programs in my new book…etc.
Biff needs a larger blanket and more pillows. He must be using a generic brand.
that would be one awesome pillow fight…or play monkeys jumping on a bed.
Long time reader, first time commenter.. I hate that guy too, but TETRIS dreams are the worst. Even drew carey arguing with peter poppoff all night cant compare
I would still roll around until I had pushed my bf to the edge of the bed and blocked off the rest from him. It doesn’t seem to matter how big the bed is. We will both sleep wherever my comatose self says we will sleep.
Great comic (and bed!) ! 🙂
That guy’s been freaking me out, since I was a kid! Thankfully, I’ve not had any nightmares about him.
Does that bed have its own zip code?
If you put a cupola over that you could sell it as biodome :3
There are times I wish for the softest bed in the world that still somehow has firm back support. (I sleep on my stomach most of the time.)
Yes, I know that phase of the flu. The “day” such as it is just seems so unreal….
Now that’s a bed!
For me the worst part of the flu is the fever and its resultant delirium… doesn’t make it any easier re: spending several days in bed.
Yeah, Remember when he was wearing a coat covered in question marks? Reminded me of the Riddler from Batman. Dressing like a villain to sell you product never struck me as good marketing. Unless you were selling lock-picks of course.
@baughbe: That commercial is STILL playing. It scares me. No body should shout and scream at you all commercial long.
So, does the giant room come with the Bed or is it sold separately?
Disease week?
My fever dreams are fairly boring. I get far more interesting ones just from my irregular sleep schedule.
That guy from the commercials looks a lot like my 8th grade teacher did. Every time I see that commercial it bothers me on so many levels.
@Tami – I don’t know why, but that creeps me out.
With a bed that large, orgies parties would be the new rage XD
@Tigergulp: You scare me…
@Chris: It’s probably just as well I haven’t seen that commercial…
As a future architect, I love this one, cos it’s inspirative…..
…The only orgies I can imagine Biff taking part in are food orgies…No problem, now he can take to his bed all the food he wants.
Man, all these great comments, I sorta feel like a goof asking why one of the lamps is smaller than the other one. So I won’t.
That’s not too bad Chris. I was woken up by a commercial about sleep medication. Not only was I peeved, I was also laughing. And coughing.
Chris, everybody hates that guy. That guy is a giant dork.
@ sco3tt: Forced perspective? Only Chris knows for sure…
I hate fading in and out of consciousness and hardly noticing the days go by. There is no night or day. Theres awake, and asleep D:
I hate being sick like that, I’ve had that happen twice in the past three or four years. Is my immune system dead?!
Hey, Biff? Can you lend me that yearly vitamin? >__>
What is that, like, a Supreme Being – sized bed? Cause that’s sure no King – sized.
I was woken up by the military channel…
If nobody wakes me, I can sleep until 4pm. Maybe that’s why I’m hardly ever sick: I sleep as if I were sick?
When I got my wisdom teeth removed, they told me to sleep.. but I wanted to watch the movies my mother rented for me. I fell asleep while watching them.
That guy has other books about weight loss and one that almost got him life in prison about home remedies for sicknesses. His serious suggestions were life threatening and sent some people to the hospital.
@Tiger, that reminds me of a Larry Niven quote. Suddenly all the characters wake up in a huge bed, one that is described as large enough ‘for the most enthusiastic of orgies’.
I love Matthew Lesko. GET FREE MONEY TO PAY YOUR BILLS!
I remember not too long ago…I got very sick with a sinus infection and all I wanted to do was sleep. But it was hard to breath and talk for it felt like I had swallowed staples the night before.
I’ve only ever been so sick I slept through the entire day once. It was so disorientating – I went to sleep at 8:30 AM, and then I get up still tired thinking I only dozed off for a few minutes, and it turns out to be 9:00 AM… The next day.
Then again, I have had days where I sleep on and off all dya because I’m sick. Now to mention it, I’ve been too sick too often in the past four years. Almost two weeks of sickness has been there, and considering I only ever (usually) get sick for a day or less…
But I’m rambling. Because I’m sick. Again.
~Gwid
I think thos guys get payed more if they are super creepy and extra loud