I’ve never been on a blind date but I have gone somewhere to meet someone without knowing what they look like. It definitely helps to wear something memorable. Something easy to pick out in a crowd. Stilts would probably help.
Stilts… Heh! I usually opt for a seriously loud green-and-purple Hawaiian shirt. Works a champ!
Biff’s chicken suit is actually kinda creepy…
Now I’m wondering what Biff was doing just before this.
yes – its a date-filter:
if she stays she is clearly weird and unsuitable.
if she does not, maybe she was worth dating
If she stays, she is clearly weird and, for Biff, suitable.
if she does not, she was probably not, for Biff, worth dating.
Happy 900th! Wow, 900 comics. I remember becoming a huge fan of this series somewhere around the mid 300s! And I haven’t been disappointed once!
Keep up the good work Chris!
Holy crap 900! Congratulations. That is nothing to sneeze at. Or maybe it is something to sneeze at but you’d have to sneeze pretty hard.
Monday, March 1.
I WILL be there. I WILL comment screaming “Congratulation Chris!”.
Kudos to anybody who get what that day would be <.<
Anyway, happy 900th! 😀
Masquerade Biff could be waiting for his “hot chick” date…
I hope *Biff* is hoping that Crowing Rooster meets Hot Hen Chickie, or she’ll just end up giving him the bird.
Hmm. That could prove interesting. Was Biff wearing that for work? If so, why was he wearing a chicken suit when he works for Scissors Solutions?
@Croc – I don’t think he kept that job for long. Too much travel. He wanted to spend more time with his toaster.
Happy 900th comic! Here’s to another 900! Better yet, here’s to 900 other 900!
@greatslack – That’s a lot!
@greatslack 810,000 to be exact. So Chris, if you keep the comic going for 3,115 years or so, that should about do it.
@Metal Matt – Eventually Biff will become sentient and will start making the comics himself. It will be highly entertaining right up until he destroys the planet.
I love the fact that Biff’s eyelashes are poking out of the eyeholes. And wadaya mean, Biff isn’t sentient? He might be extremely stupid, but he’s certainly sentient. He knows he’s there.
Hence why, in public, i’m normally wearing something EXTRAORDINARILY GOTHIC. My black straightjacket with rainbow straps is my favorite.
Biff is not sentient… yet. He’s on his way to it, though. Soon, he’ll be seen in various other comics, scoping out the competition, then take them out one by one like in Assassins Creed.
Sentient or not, I don’t much care… So long as he never discovers the fourth wall!
I never been on a blind date before. I don’t really have any friends in the real world to hook me up with a date. But I might wear my kung-fu jacket.
woo! 900 strips! congrats chris!
i’ve never been on a blind date………..
This, however, is not valid for Biff, if his date is, say, A giant chicken, such as in Family Guy.
Congratulations on 900 comics!!!
And if sir is ready to order? The chicken soup? Very good choice sir.
Happy 500th, Chris! On to 1,000!
*facepalm of Ultimate Fail* Darn it! I meant “Happy 900th!”
Happy 900th Biffaversary!
Woo, happy 900!!
#1000 is scheduled to go up Tuesday, April 13th, 2010.
I’ll be waiting. 🙂
@Andore Mordre – I think 1000 will actually be Monday the 12th. That’s cool because Biff’s 4th anniversary will be on Friday April 9th – comic #999:)
Maybe Biff was protesting for Peta. McCruelty! xD
@Chris: Huh…I thought there would be an extra one for the ’00s. Oh well, two celebrations in as many days next year! Here’s to another 6000 or more!
When meeting someone who you’ve never seen before, it’s useful to wear something specific and let the other person know. For instance, when I met up with SpriteMeister (from the forums) at Powells, I was wearing my ‘I love tacos!’ T-shirt, and he was wearing an Orange T-shirt that had something to do with videogames. We both let eachother know before hand so we wouldn’t be sitting at opposite ends of the room, looking around helplessly for the other person and leaving disappointed because we couldn’t find eachother.
That was a pretty interesting meeting…
Hi everyone, Im here to point out the obvious:
Now THATS wierd.
I like how the colours of the flower, vase, and candle match the colours on Biff, and the window!!!!!!! Happy 900th!!!
Milestone achieved! #900 strip!
Hapy 900th, Chris! 😀
900! Woohoo! Congrats!
Back in the 90s we were having a geek meet at a bar, so that people knew what table to join we had a golden elvis bust sitting on the table, it was a hit, even people that weren’t meeting up with us wanted to sit with us.
Does no one else have a chicken suit? I mean, I wore my chicken suit to my last band concert in high school and the last physics lecture that I went to. People look at you funny but you get used to it.
This page made me laugh out loud.
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