#892 – Lifted
Posted on November 11, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Sometimes height is a matter of confidence.
Today is my birthday! (insert applause here)
The best birthday present I could ask for is for you to simply tell someone you know about Biff. Someone that has never seen him before.
Send an email, post a link on Facebook, Reddit, Stumbleupon or your favorite forum. Open the website on computers in a store or computer lab and stand in front of it laughing and pointing. Get a stack of Biff Xmas cards and send one to everyone you know that likes to softly chuckle at their mail. Write the word “Biff” on your forehead so that people will ask what is wrong with you.
Please, try to refrain from doing anything illegal.
Thanks!
Tags: hair, roller coaster
Happy Birthday Chris! (applause)
Unfortunately, most of the people I know already know about Biff, but I guess that’s a good thing.
I don’t get it.
Happy birthday. 🙂
I would tell someone…but i think i had told some people about this comic on the forum i am on already. XD
I often send out links of various comics to various people. Eventually, they will stick.
His hair is big cause most coasters require you to be a certain hight to ride them. The taller you need to be usually means the faster/longer/bigger and more awesome the coaster is.
Not fair to us shorties!
@Shorty
What he said, to both of them.
Happy Birthday Chris! 😀
Well, if it counts, I kind of already gave the link to couple of people earlier
@Grug, he’s got big hair to cheat the height requirements of roller coasters.
Happy birthday Chris!
I’m posting you on Facebook!
Happy birthday Chris!
Telling people about Biff is the least I can do in return for this awesome webcomic.
I sure am telling at least half the people I talk to daily about it.
Happy Birthday!
That said, I did just what you wished not too long ago in introducing Biff to an online friend of mine, much to her vast amusement. I love the comic and its unique perspective on things!
Wohoo! HB Biff, er, Chris! My turn is next Tuesday.
Happy birthday, Chris!
.. I still don’t quite understand the punchline today…
Happy birthday!
Thanks everyone!
happy birthday! is the random 36 your age?
Happy Birthday!!
The random 36 is the height requirement for something I think.
I think this is the first time Biff has hair
Also happy birthday Chris.
Biff or Chris, happy birthday!
You say it’s your birthday, do do do do do do do do,
Well it’s my birthday, too yeah! do do do do do do do do
You say it’s your birthday, Happy Birthday to you!!! do do do do do do do do do do do do …
(apologies to the Beatles)
Fine… I’ll *try* to refrain from doing anything illegal… Had a great idea to spray-paint Biff on my boss’s car, too…
Happy Birthday Chris. Remember in 2 years you’ll have a totally elevens party! (11/11/11), 11 out of 10 for style!
Happy Pepero Day!
@baughbe – Hey, cool! I actually hadn’t thought about that yet 🙂
He sure had a ‘hair-raising’ time on that one! … sounding like Silent Kimbly over here.
Happy Birthday! I’ll have to start drawing Biff faces on the backs of dirty cars again. If ever you come through Wisconsin, you may come across one of ’em. 😀
Happy B-day, Chris!!:)
@-2: We have seen Biff with long blond hair in the strip where he was turned into Smurfette.
Just posted the following in a chat I go to:
“http://www.thebookofbiff.com/ This comic is neato.”
Happy birthday, you deceptively small-eyebrowed man.
The Duck Has Spoken.
Whoo, happy birthday Chris! May there be many more to come!
Also. very good comic. Awww Biff you sneaky so and so, you.
Happy Birthday Chris.
If -36- on the wall is for inches above the ground, Biff is quite a short person…
It just occoured to me.
Today is Chris’s Birthday, Lest we Forget.
Happy Birthday!
Ei, sorry, I’m a foreigner and my english is not the best… I meant if the mark -36- itself is placed 36 inches above the ground, Biff is about 1,60m tall.
At the 11 thing… that is awesome. If you update biff once on average every 3.33333333333 days, the comic on that day will even be 1111!
Happy Birthday! Josh invited me to take a look…thanks, Josh!
Happy Birthday Chris! You are obviously a birthday “veteran” by now…hope you have a joyful day, you certainly brighten all of ours with your Biffisms.
I forgot to mention, that is an epic wig.
Feliz Cumpleaños!! from Spain.
I can’t even remember how I ended in the world of biff, but for some months it has become one of my daily “internet to do things”.
Thanks for the smiles!! I hope you get a lot of them!!
HAPPY LEVEL GAIN DAY!
also.linked in several places…
/cackle
We actually did that for a friend of mine when we went to six flags one year. The ride attendants were laughing hysterically as they let him on.
at the time, Mark was 4 ft something. The height requirement on a few of the rides was 5 ft.
Long time reader, first time commenter here. Just wanted to say that it’s my little girl’s birthday too (she turned 5!), and I now plan on introducing her to Biff first thing in the morning.
Also, linked on the blizzard forums 🙂
Thanks for all the wishes and links everyone!
Happy Birthday they just dont come quick enough I still have to wait 3 days!
Happy Birhday!
its my birtday today, right after yours, cool, i love this comic, i would always plan to let my hair grow out before i went to amusement parks, so i could get on the rides
Your hair must be THIS tall to ride this ride. And red.
He’s wearing the wig for height?
OH!
I thought it was cause after the awesome roller coasters, you come off and your hair, well mine, looks like Diana Ross.
“The best birthday present I could ask for is for you to simply tell someone you know about Biff.”
I double-checked to make sure I had a link in my site’s sidebar because of this.
I think this is a pun on “hair-raising” experiences.
How can anyone not like Biff? It’s just so damned cute.
Happy I’m-far-too-late-to-say-anything-useful Birthday!