#880 – Buzzed
Posted on October 26, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
There is a pre-made Indian meal that I like to get for lunch. It comes with a little tray to heat it up in. At least it used to. One day without warning I was stuck at work with a little pouch of food and nothing to eat it out of. I wound up borrowing a plastic tub that someone had brought brownies in. I washed it in the bathroom with hand soap. Maybe I just should have gone out to eat that day.
Tags: coffee, work
Isn’t that the paper bin? Using that pretty much means that Biff can’t look at the screen while he drinks.
Any port in a storm.
Also: THE RETURN OF THE SWISS ARMY ERGONOMIC CHAIR!
We used to use upturned saucepan lids when we ran out of clean plates. It was ‘fun’ chasing our dinner as the lid rotated round and round at an angle on the handle.
If I’d drink that bucket of coffee you’d have to call an ambulance because my heart went into supersonic pulsemode.
I once made the mistake of washing some dishes with some handwash. Considering I found the taste bad.
@gelugeon
If I drank that much coffee to begin with, Id be unable to see the screen because Id have gone blind from sugar overload.
If I even so much as touch caffeine I don’t sleep that night (yay for insomnia). If I drank that I would probably be awake for the next month and a half.
@James- or dinner plates for pan lids!
If I drank that much coffee, I’d… probably wonder where I could get more, one cup is NEVER enough!
As an avid coffee drinker, this comic has made me laugh pretty hard.
Hehehehehe… Reminds me of my submarine days! I could drink an entire pot of nasty, sludgy engineroom brew all by myself in one six-hour watch. I’d drink even more than that when the O-2 levels were hovering down around 16%… Biff’s trashcan-o-coffee isn’t all that far-fetched to me!
The Chair of Insanity needs to have an integrated coffee machine…
Just looking at this comic almost gave me a heart attack.
The Duck Has Spoken.
At least Biff has coffee. Budget cuts here took away our coffee makers, and management won’t even look into coffee vending machine (those are horrible anyway).
Hope he remembered to take out all of the paper.
@Mike – Fiber.
Hmm, coffee. The breakroom slag out here isn’t worth drinking, so a few of us make our own — right at our desks. I don’t have a coffeepot set up here, but I do pitch in on the communal “better than what’s free” fund to make sure I get my daily allotment.
….oh god…a super caffeinated Biff….oh the possibilities….
At least he was smart enough not to use the trash bin :).
What containers would he use for cream and sugar?
The chair!
Dang, Chris! Every time I see the Swiss Army Chair of Doom, it’s got three or four new knobs/levers/handles on it! The only thing it needs now is a spinny-gyro-type thingy and the the Biffster will have this.
Mmmm… Indian food….
Biff is clearly my kind of guy. If you have enough coffee, it doesn’t matter what you’re drinking it out of!
🙁 Coffee for some unknown reason has absolutely no effect on me regardless of the amount. Hell, order 10 cups of incredibly strong coffee and I’ll be asleep in ten minutes (true story).
Also, obligatory “Yay, Swiss chair is back!”
It’s a joke within a joke because his chair has too many knobs for any sane man to understand.
At least it’s cleaner than the trash bin…
Wittyfish: you and your assumptions…whoever said Biff was sane?
At least it’s not the the trash can.