Aw nuts, I drank the last of the milk last night… how am I supposed to enjoy my morning bowl of Super-Noodle Bran? All my clothes are in the washing machine, I really shouldn’t leave the house like this. Ah what the heck, just a quick trip to the store, who cares what I look like?

[insert 80's music time passing montage]

Oh hey Steve, I haven’t seen you since high school. That’s so cool that you are the district manager of these grocery stores now. Yes… you have seen me in this sweatshirt before. You have a really good memory.