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I’ve been paranoid lately that I’m going to lock my keys in the car at work. It’s about an hour drive from home and we have only one car so it wouldn’t be practical for my wife to come rescue me. I wish I had one of those cars where you just leave the little key fob in your pocket and it unlocks when you walk up to the car. I think it’s still uncommon enough that you can trick your friends into believing that the car “knows” you and it just lets you in.