Sugar was really exciting when I was a kid. I always craved it. I would occasionally suck on a sugar cube to tide me over until I got my next candy bar. Halloween was a magical time and I nursed my stash for months, eating a little each day. Suddenly one day I was an adult and it just didn’t matter anymore.

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