I’m constantly injuring myself when I overreact to harmless things like a stray thread tickling my arm or a strand of hair landing on my cheek. I usually wind up bumping an elbow or straining a muscle for no real reason. Fortunately I’ve only spilled cold drinks as a result. No burn marks on my legs… yet.

One of the most amazing things happening right now in Canada is the creation of many boxes filled with The Book of Biff #4.