#796 – Calcium

The quickest way to peel a soft-boiled egg is anger. The quickest way to peel a raw egg is hate. The quickest way to peel a scrambled egg is suffering.

The quickest way to peel that frown off my face is to preorder a copy of book #4!

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37 thoughts on “#796 – Calcium”

  1. starseedjenny says:

    Efficient ways to uncover things week?

  2. Zoran says:

    I find that instead of putting on a mask and snarling you can scare them more by making some extra hardboiled eggs and very deliberately smashing them one by one. Minimal mess, maximum fear, and a lot of fun……

  3. Speakerblast says:

    I don’t know how you did it Chris but that egg looks terrified.

  4. Mophtran says:

    Unorthodox ways of peeling things week!

  5. Ziggy Stardust says:

    AAAAAHH

  6. Matt Lee says:

    Ah, yes, quick, efficient ways to peel things week. Love it. Wonder if there will be a skin peeling joke. Probably just round things.

  7. Maya says:

    That reminds me of a very cool video of someone who can peel a boiled egg in 10 seconds. Link is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dut1b–AgLM

  8. Chuck says:

    Hard to see, the egg side is.

  9. Re: Speakerblast

    Probably has to do with how the egg is leaning backward and looks like it might be stretching a bit.

  10. silversaraph says:

    Is this the first time we’ve seen biff with a notable expression— an obvious fear or anger towards something?

  11. MaskedMan says:

    Peeling hard-to-peel things.

    I’m going to have to try the ‘scare the eggshell off the egg’ technique; nothing else seems to work for me.

  12. The quickest way to make me laugh is show me some of the Book of Biff…

  13. Chris says:

    @Phoenix of Chaos – Aww, you’re just saying that

  14. J says:

    interestingly enough, the quickest way to peel a devild egg is through the power of love.

  15. Kree says:

    Biff will have to make sure he doesn’t get his eyebrows caught in that mask when he takes it off. It might have been a pain in the neck to thread them through the eyeholes like that 😛

  16. Stealth1525 says:

    I will go with the safer “the quickest way” week

  17. Space Butler says:

    Biff has to be making growling noises while doing this.

  18. Amanda says:

    Honey, is that what yoda would say about eggs?

  19. Chefs Brian says:

    wait, what would happen if biff looked into a mirror right now?

  20. TCC says:

    if biff looked in the mirror right now, that would be the quickest way to remove the mask.

  21. Little Lead Pipe says:

    I don’t know but if i have to take the shells off of my scrambled eggs it usually means that someone has done a bad job of cooking them.

  22. Nicoli20 says:

    Would a citrus fruit be similar to a raw egg? If so, should I peel a citrus fruit with hate?

  23. i.half4 says:

    @ Chris: This is different? (No story from your childhood about eggs, or whatnot) I like it! (subdimensions within the theme)

  24. Chris says:

    @i.half4 – Are you asking me a question?

  25. Radical Edward says:

    Wow…Never thought of doing that. Of course, I don’t usually eat eggs unless they’re incorporated into something.

  26. i.half4 says:

    @Chris@Phoenix of Chaos: I doubt it. Sounds like self interest to me. You are hereby obliged to carry on.

    @Amanda: Honey is Chuck? Sure sounded Yoda to me.

    @TCC: Thanks! Chefs Brian had me worried Biff might try it, with disasterous consequences.

  27. Chris says:

    @i.half4 – I am Amanda’s honey FYI. :p

  28. i.half4 says:

    @Chris @ 12:15: I’m not sure. Maybe this is why I like Biff so much.

  29. Redmage says:

    So, no matter what, if you do things the fast way, you’re eating an egg that’s on the path to the dark side? I like it! 😀

  30. Zach Light says:

    The irony of all this to me, I woke up with that same style of hair the mask has.

  31. sco3tt says:

    Terrified eggs make the best potato salad.

    Other stuff we need to know the easy way to peel…
    potato
    supermodel
    kiwano
    tomato
    Norma Vincent
    banana
    that dam tape on new dvd cases

  32. Dzelda says:

    Holy crap!

    Wait, how do you peel scrambled eggs?

  33. i have, on rare occasion, peeled members of the audience with the sheer horror of my crooning…naked hippies in mosh pits DO count, don’t they?

  34. speearr says:

    Damn I’ve wasted too much of my life on peeling eggs, Chris!

  35. Gato says:

    Ingenious. Next Easter I vote that there be horrified faces drawn on eggs and pictures taken of them being scared off.

  36. Hershey says:

    Quickest way to peel things week?
    I do suffer when I make scrambled eggs. ‘ DARN IT, ANOTHER SHELL WENT IN! ‘

  37. -2! says:

    Okay right now the upper side banner add says “my number one trick to loose fat

    I struggled for years to loose fat until i found this one secret”, and has an arrow pointing at the Biff comic.

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