#750 – Annatto

I’ve sometimes left toast crumbs in my butter. It isn’t that big of a deal really. The next time I have some toast I look at the butter and think “Oh yeah, I had some toast yesterday.” Occasionally I’ll be at someone else’s house and need some butter. That’s when I realize there are many horrible things that can be done with butter besides spreading it on toast.

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36 thoughts on “#750 – Annatto”

  1. Tvae says:

    Hey! Someone got butter all over my bone! I was saving that for lunch…

  2. Rachel says:

    When I was little my sister and I went though a whole tutorial on how to keep things out of the tub of butter.

  3. speearr says:

    Those. Are. Not. Crumbs!

  4. Drakey says:

    You think you’ve got it bad, Rachel?

    My dad taught me and my brother to fold over the toilet paper and use one “pull” twice. It’s always bizarre when you realize that your parents are really very, very, very, very, very, very, very weird people.

    Very weird.

  5. Micah says:

    @Tvae: Hey! Someone got bone all over my butter.

    Butterbone!

    (Personally I think chocolate and peanut better sound like a MUCH better combination, but that’s just me.)

  6. Space Butler says:

    Who’s been using Biff’s butter?

  7. Stealth1525 says:

    i once made some toast, and failed to notice the liverwurst inter mingles at the top of the butter…. Worst toast EVER!!!!
    even though i like liverwurst
    just wasn’t expecting it >.>

  8. bobo says:

    I buy my own butter for that reason. I can’t stand it when i go for “communal room mate” butter for fresh, hot, air poped popcorn, and no matter where you put the knife there’s a loaf of damn toast crums coating it…. YUCK!

  9. plipsig says:

    …someone else who saw “Last Tango in Paris”, I guess…

  10. Polymorph says:

    Either Biff needs to be more careful, or I’m curious as to his roommate.

  11. soilent says:

    Toastcrumbs in the Butter cause mold.
    And if you have a family or other communitys in the house you allways have dirty knifes in the kitchen. the one screaming the loudest because of them usualy leaves them, tho.

  12. dartigen says:

    I always surreptitiously scrape out the toast crumbs and wipe the knife on a hot dishcloth.

    The worst one is butter streaks in jam or other spreads. Jam normally just crystallises (and you have to zap it in the microwave to get the sugar crystals to melt again) but if there’s butter in it, it grows.

  13. silversaraph says:

    well, we know that it’s biffs house, by the weird clouds, but we have never seen anyone else. does he have a dog?

  14. Ziggy Stardust says:

    Chris, do you realized what you have done?

    I may never be able to eat lactose at a friend’s house again… *shudder*

  15. Tigergulp says:

    What makes me annoyed, is that the kids leave peanut butter globs in the jelly. It’s rather unpleasent having a Southern breakfast (grits, chicken leg, 2pcs of toast, boiled/scrambled egg) and your toast tastes like lunch. I don’t care if the pb has jelly in it cause its always in the cabinet and I don’t eat it.

  16. Sir Lancelot says:

    Holy Criminy, that’s quite a crumb.

    Has anybody else had a problem with Zombie parts in their butter?

  17. The Dukenator says:

    @Space Butler Must be his roommate, Griff.

  18. Dan says:

    What made this one for me was that I’m pretty sure Biff lives alone and doesn’t seem the kind to have frequent guests. Given the chance, I know I would break into Biff’s house and eat buttered ham from the bone. You’d be a fool not to.

  19. Unigirl says:

    @Micah: Speaking of which..
    Has anyone here had Leverpostej (Not sure of any real english word for that) and strawberry jam? It’s very good!

  20. Unigirl says:

    That would be liver paste and strawberry jam. Yum!

  21. Mophtran says:

    @tigergulp

    Teach them how to wipe their knife on the clean slice before going for the jelly.

  22. Micah says:

    That sounds really gross.

  23. -2! says:

    I wonder what kind of bread that is…

    Reminds me what I was thinking about the other day. It says as a tag line for Vegetable Thins that they are “Made with real vegetables” which got me thinking about how a cracker could be not made with vegtables.

    Basically leaves fruits and well meat.

    Yum, meat thins.

    Was someone buttering them?

  24. -2! says:

    Also I still cannot edit and am still logged in Chris, can you notify me when you think you have it fixed cause it takes slightly more effort to log in then to just post a comment.

  25. Reg says:

    Hmmm, my knife never seems to attract crumbs, so my butter is crumb-free! I’m going to have to think twice before accepting any butter someone offers at their house… or lending my butter to anyone else for that matter.

  26. Boilman says:

    Early guess: Annoying-things-annoying-housemates-do-Week.

  27. -2! says:

    Finally here are my theme potential guesses:

    – Food week
    – Unappetizing week
    – Toast week
    – People other then Biff week
    Or something along those lines

    I am hoping for one of the last two!

  28. Linzleh says:

    I love toast crumbs…Perhaps this is Biff’s week of ‘B’- bonz & butter.

  29. nuclearwhale says:

    His roommate is the cyclops who is bad at buying presents Im assuming.

  30. William Syler says:

    Whoever said it was a roommate? It just says someone else…..

  31. @Unigirl: That sounds absolutely gross, although anything liver-related sounds gross.

  32. AdmiralChaos says:

    If those are crumbs, I’d hate to see how big an actual meal is.

    I’m going to say supersized week.

  33. Kenji the Ninja says:

    Why do the zombies eat Biff’s butter?

  34. Crimson1regret says:

    I simply cannot stand jam in the peanutbutter.

    I like creamy peanutbutter sandwiches, no jam. I like jam on biscuts or crackers, but PB and J is an unsavory combo in my opinion, ugg!

  35. @Kenji the Ninja:
    You just totally ruined butter for me for all time XD Now I’s never gonna be able to have toast again.

  36. Radical Edward says:

    We don’t have a big problem with butter at my house.

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