The best part about having multiple bosses is that it is their job to tell you to do stuff. Fortunately they don’t have any issues with contradicting previous instructions or giving new directions that will cause great delay and extra effort from everyone but them. Office buildings of more than 3 stories create a distortion field inside where concepts like time and money don’t adhere to the traditional laws of physics. Corporations are forced to use the boss multiplication factor to try and compensate for these issues. In practice this has a near 100% success rate and is the number one factor for high employee retention rates.

Also, I plan on having a crazy fun time at Webcomics Weekend in Easthampton, MA on March 20-22. It’s free and open to all!