#685 – Crumbs

Sometimes the food I get at meetings is great and I want to sneak it away. Usually it’s bad and I have to act like a 4 year old and cause a diversion while I slip the food under the table for the dog to eat. Strangely, most of the places I have worked at don’t have dogs under the conference tables. This makes the vacuum cleaners very happy. Free floor food.

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24 thoughts on “#685 – Crumbs”

  1. Onishii says:

    Hilarious as usual ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Vertro says:

    Wait, Biff has a job? I thought he got fired five or so times…? But now he is going to meetings?

  3. Sirhc says:

    Well, I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

  4. LazerWulf says:

    Last week was highlighting his past jobs. He still has his office job (and chair)

  5. I say it’s “Biff Haz Skillz” week, to follow up all his firings. Maybe he’ll get hired a few times this week?

  6. Kaeajath says:

    XD
    I already know what this week is….. If I’m right, it has to do with dungeons and dragons…..

  7. MaskedMan says:

    Nice Creskin impersonation. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  8. Chris says:

    @Kaeajath – Now I’m curious to know what you thought was going to happen

  9. William Syler says:

    @Kaeajath LOL where did you get that idea? oh wait i know!
    Biff has successfully stolen 3 cookies! His thief stat has leveled up!!

  10. Sman says:

    now lets see if biff can make those cookies reappear

  11. zaffa says:

    Biif+DnD week?

  12. dartigen says:

    D&D? Hm…okay…I was more thinking either ‘pranks gone wrong’ week or ‘work-related’ week.
    I can’t say much for school food (although nobody notices if I keep that half-packet of chips for midnight snacks) but at home any uneaten dinners go to my Border Collie. Seeing as my Mum’s a really good cook though, he usually doesn’t get very much.

  13. Tofumage says:

    Sleight of Hand is a feat or skill in D&D. (I’m not totally up on 3rd ed, but I’ve heard of it.) Kaeajath likely felt that others were going to be executed in Biff’s life throughout the week. An interesting idea.

    However, I second Garrett Williams’ prediction as what Chris intended this week’s theme to be.

    Bonus points to Chris if he can combine the planned theme with Kaeajath’s D&D theme in the captions!

  14. ZackDark says:

    Iยดm sorry for my utter ignorance, but what does sleight means?
    (English is not my mother-launguage…)

  15. Speakerblast says:

    SHAZAM

    And I’m not exactly sure how to define sleight, but sleight of hand is the way a magician or illusionist is able to use their hands to make things dissappear or appear, when they’re really just moving it from one place to another.

  16. skywerwolf says:

    i wish it was biff DND week. could you do that sometime soon chris? that would be awsome

  17. Ziggy Stardust says:

    MySQL server has gone away. It is starting to annoy me.
    I love today’s comic though, my brother’s really into to tricks like that. He loves showing them off.

  18. Ryan says:

    This is either Biff skills week, Biff MAGIC skills week or Biff Job-related antics week.

  19. Stealth1525 says:

    Street magic week

  20. Libraman says:

    @ZackDark
    Sleight means dexterity or deceptiveness. Sleight of hand is, well, self explanatory now that you know what sleight means.

  21. The Dustin says:

    See, I read this and thought that Biff was the one Without skills. it reminded me of just Yesterday, when the boss brought in donuts. there was enough for everyone to have one, and there was a sign that said you can only have one. Then I overheard someone saying he had 3. I was rather displeased because I knew that 2 people didn’t get one, when they went to get a donut they were all gone… Jerk

  22. Reg says:

    So it looks like Biff has a job again! Or maybe not for long now…

  23. Akaroshii says:

    Why does the Matrix come to mind when I see this?
    xD

  24. Kenji the Ninja says:

    Biff is magic.

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