#684 – Fuser

It’s interesting how when I was a kid, photocopiers were rare exotic machines that were expensive to use. Now they are commonly just another feature added on to a desktop printer. Since they have become cheap and plentiful I rarely have a use for them. I think the last time I copied something was back in 2006… I don’t even remember what it was.

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36 thoughts on “#684 – Fuser”

  1. Micah says:

    I never knew you could burn yourself on them.

  2. Micah says:

    (Sorry for the double post, but I just thought of something):

    Is it because Biff is so pale?

  3. Monkeyman says:

    Lol ahh Biff will you ever learn?Great work here.

  4. Monkeyman says:

    Oh shoot…double post here too, I think the glass probably broke Micah.

  5. MaskedMan says:

    Oooh… Sat on one copy lens too many, and busted it. Shoulda had the salad for lunch, Biff!

  6. speearr says:

    Was it because he burnt himself? Or because he wasn’t supposed to be testing them that way? I’m thinking the latter, because the whole week’s been about him doing his job absurdly wrong….

  7. Wow, what an ass.

    *ducks*

  8. Linuxexorcist says:

    maybe it was a multi-page copier, and the wheels grabbed his bum

  9. Michael says:

    Maybe it wasn’t a flatbed, and the rollers grabbed… stuff 😛

  10. Ryan says:

    Ah….didn’t get it. He sat on the copy machine and broke it. I think this could have been done in a less confusing way, but still, good job. How do you come up with this stuff, Chris?

  11. dartigen says:

    He broke it?
    The copy screens are glass AFAIK, so….ouch.
    This would probably happen at my school, if the photocopier was any smaller than it is.

  12. Stealth1525 says:

    my mind almost went right to the gutter when i saw this and half expected to see “biff was fired from his prison guard posistion for throwing soap in the showers” but them i remembered he is the only person in the biffverse.

  13. Blaxjax says:

    what, they didn’t let him keep the copies?
    At least then he could remember what it looked like before:)

  14. starseedjenny says:

    It looks like Biff wrapped that up himself.

    BIFF

    GET TO A HOSPITAL

  15. funslinger says:

    hmm. the potato book is a nice touch. i also like how the others had reasons why he was fired but, in this one, you made us finish the thought ourselves.

    but seriously. excellent potato book.

  16. -2! says:

    The sad thing is that photocopiers have reinforced glass for this exact reason.

  17. -2! says:

    I just realized that Biff was actually doing a good job. He found that people can break the copy machine through that process meaning they need an obvious warning or my aforementioned reinforced glass.

  18. MadDavid says:

    Knowing Biff, he might have stress-tested the machine by adding progressively more weight.

  19. ZackDark says:

    You know, the fun rests in imagining what the frak Biff did, not in the actual thing.

  20. linzleh says:

    Aww…It’s obvious Biff is sensitive to copier light. Good thing he didn’t get too carried away, face, hands or whatever?! he’d be mummy Biff.

  21. MaskedMan says:

    @linzleh;
    You’re suggesting that Biff is suffering from copier-light sunburn on his backside? That would SO totally be Biff!

  22. Rasheed says:

    My little brother copied his butt and tried to blame it on me when Mom found the evidence, but seeing as how I was 14 and he was 8, there were tell tale signs it definitely wasn’t me. Then he decided to say I forced him and held him down. I didn’t of course, but the accusation was enough to start a war in the house.

  23. Akaroshii says:

    Two words: Le ouch.

  24. Kenji the Ninja says:

    Wouldn’t ther be two Biffs, seeing as he’s just a drawing?(before you respond to this, read #9)

  25. Namaps says:

    You don’t use copy machines anymore? I use mine all the time. I guess it’s mostly for when I’m too lazy to write out music on the computer though…

    Still though, I couldn’t imagine life without a photocopier…

  26. SteveTheWraith says:

    At least he has his subscription to Potato monthly to read in his time off…

  27. I used a copier just today! To make a copy of the back side of a document that I was faxing. Two antiquated (and rather silly) pieces of hardware used in tandem! Then, the universe collapsed. Sorry.

  28. Reg says:

    @Namaps-
    Me either, my copier is essential! Especially when one of my friends asks me to scan today’s notes in “x” class and e-mail them…

  29. starseedjenny says:

    I have a copier/scanner/printer combo and I print all the time, scan occasionally, and copy almost never.

  30. Quasi Moto'd says:

    Why does this remind me of that bugs bunny cartoon where he becomes a munitions tester at the end … whacking the shells and writting DUD on them?

  31. odinthecrab says:

    Nice beartato reference at the bottom there.
    I’m surprised no one said anything about it.

  32. YukiSnowflake says:

    why is the magasine called “potato” when that is clearly BEARtato, not POtato.

    @Stealth1525 – It has been proven multiple times already that BIFF ISN’T THE ONLY PERSON IN BIFFVERSE!
    Think – if noone else exists, who fired him?
    You follow me?

  33. Necoho says:

    Beartato!

  34. bleh says:

    its beartato again, wheres reginald?

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